那是你 故乡
]]>师傅听说你要买房还是很高兴的,毕竟能花果山那地方是租来的,住得也不舒服,现在有个房,找只母猴子也不会被人嫌弃.而且你也看到了,现在房价噌噌噌得上串,可比你的筋斗云厉害啊,你能认清形势,师傅替你高兴.
按理来说,凭你取经路上挥的那把汗,也应该送一套给你,可是市场经济了,再加上你跟上面的关系处不好,当时上面给了我们取经小组两套房,心一软就给我倒手了,赚点安家费,现在全花在翡翠绿洲的别墅里了.现在想借你给也没办法了,不过八戒最近在股市里发了个小财,倒是可以借点给你,不过你可别像借金箍棒一样有借无还,八戒虽说有点笨,可也要攒点钱取嫦娥.
好了,又扯远了.还是说你买房的事吧,师傅有个好介绍,你看我住翡翠绿洲里,多舒服,不过就是安静了点,想找个人唠嗑都找不到.我想,要不你就买到这来吧,我们俩没空也好说说话,念念经,估计你都忘了紧箍咒了吧.
你听这“翡翠绿洲”的名字多好啊,比你那个花果山强一百倍,你那地方就一个洞,还老被人参观,一天到晚没个安静的.做人要低调,做名人更要低调, 你老住那地方还怎么低调啊?再说了,我听说红孩儿开发有限公司要买花果山的地皮,建个“耍猴游乐园”,你要还住那,多晦气啊,来我这吧,买个顶楼复式,还可以把你的 “齐天大圣”的旗插上楼顶,上google地图还能看到呢.
还有啊,我给你介绍,你买这里就有优惠啊,想想当年要是太白金星给你当介绍人,你也不至于买不上天上的房子.所谓“天上人间”,“天上”就是指你以前想买的那个房子,“人间”就是指我住的翡翠绿洲啊,你错过了“天上”,可千万别错过“人间”啊!
先声明,我介绍房子给你,主要不是贪图那点物管费什么的,关键是要和你结个伴,过几个月翡翠绿洲新洋房要出来了,我再介绍给八戒,让他搬出高老庄.他老在高小姐那混,还怎么取嫦娥啊?听说嫦娥工作不努力,在天上也买不到房子,一直租在月宫里住着,嫦娥要是看到八戒住翡翠绿洲,说不定就愿意了呢.
我想把咱们几个都凑一起,到时可以经常研究研究佛学,喝喝小酒,看看碟,打打麻将,多爽快啊.不废话了,你赶紧过来看看吧,我就住在n区n号,进门时报我的名号,保安就会带你进来的.最好别带棍子啊,免得保安多问啦！.......
]]>那是你 故乡
]]>once upon a time, there was a small island and there were love, happiness,sorrow,wealth,peacockery and other feelings who lived on this island.
one day, they got a news that this island will be sunk. so everyone prepare to leave this island except love. she wanted to stay here until the last moment.
several days later, this island war about to sink, she had to look for some help.
at that time, wealthe just passedby. love said:" wealth, could you bring me together?"
"no, there a lot of money on my boat, there is no place for you!" answered wealth.
then she saw peacockery,she asked:" peacockery, could you please bring me together?"
"no, you are all soaked, my beautiful boat will be dirty!"
then she met sorrow and asked the same question. he answered: i am too sorrow, please leave me alone!"
after that he came cross happy also because she is too happy to notice that love is saying to her.
but at this time, a voice came into love's ear: " come on , i bring you together!" an old man said.
love was very excited, even she didn't asked his name. after landing on the beach, the old man left by himself.
with a lot of gratitude, love asked another old man who is knowlege:" who is he"
he said:" he is time!"
why does he help me ? love asked.
the knowlege was answered:" only love can understand the greatness of love!"